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Birds Conspire To Destroy Planet!

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Sometimes you don't pick the topic, the topic picks you. Like today, when we had the story about chickens being able to think about the results of their actions. For some reason, it just seems like a bird day around here. News from Canadian researchers that bird droppings are responsible for most pollution in the artic. There is only one conclusion we can draw from this: birds, the decendents of dinosaurs, are conspiring to destroy the planet.

Probably mad that the humans are hunting them, including the handicapped humans, birds have decided to strike back.
There is an ecological footprint test that you can take, but there is no evidence so far that the birds have decided to take it. As we all know, birds are the decendents of dinosaurs, and if they decide to strike back, the results would not be pretty. The only thing we can hope, and this is a long shot, is that if Albert Einstein had second thoughts about the nuclear bomb, maybe the birds will cut us some slack.

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