Oddly Io

See something odd here?

New Horizons, the space probe that is headed to the planet that used to be Pluto (those astronomer bstrds!) passed Jupiter back in February. As part of that pass, the probe returned all sorts of information about our biggest planet. I was looking through a press briefing today when this picture struck my eye.

E-gads, man! They've built a giant flaming stick man on Io! Looks like his head is on fire too.

This is obviously some sort of alien signal, much like the face on Mars. We didn't respond to the face, so now they make a burning man. Respond now, NASA! Or next time who knows what it might be.