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Horror Movie Titles so Bad You Have to Rent Them
Some movie titles are so bad you just have to rent them....
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They'll dance for a fee, but devour you for free |
| I've noticed that if you can't scare people, you can at least show them a little skin, so a recurring theme in this list seems to be "show them the girls!" Some movies, like this one, get right to the point in the title. | |
 | Psyched by the 4-D Witch |
| Dancing monsters. A 4-D witch. I've got to admit that I'm feeling pretty psyched just thinking about it. | |
 | They'll scare your pants off, and give you a chill for life! |
| What's supposed to scare me more, the hillbillies or the house? | |
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| She's not just a nymph, she's a nymphoid barbarian -- that's the best kind. And where else would bad dinosaurs to to, except dinosaur hell? Maybe this movie would be more scary to dinosaurs, or more attractive to horny barbarians. | |
 | it was supposed to be a weekend getaway, until the horror began! |
| Well if it's going to be scary, it's a good thing it takes up the entire weekend. I certainly wouldn't want it to be something like "The Saturday afternoon from hell!" which sounds more like a family trip to the mall. | |
 | She's hot. She's sexy. And She's Sutured to Please |
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| First there was "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous", so you knew eventually they'd get around to figuring what the erotic dead are up to | |
 | Gasp! At the thrilling mountain adventures and sing along with our hero as he feasts on human flesh. |
| Nothing says "sing-a-long" like cannibalism. | |
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| You'll never go near the bed again! | |
 | Aliens attack the north pole! Who will save Christmas? |
| I haven't seen this, but I think the big man in the red suit can kick some serious alien booty. | |
 | Based on a true story. Hong Kong's most disturbing film ever! |
| E-gad man! Whatever you do, don't let it out of the soup! | |
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| I bet this is a great movie to rent for a Halloween cookout | |
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| This movie has a disturbing plot involving lizards and women's underwear | |
 | Women caged like animals! The human zoo! |
| You don't see a lot of films with "zoo" in the subtitle. | |
 | Stripped naked! Chained like animals! |
| This must be next to the insane women house | |
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| I think I saw something like this in college | |
 | If you're hairy you belong on a motorbike! |
| As if werewolves weren't scary enough, think about the innate evil that biker werewolves have. | |
 | Half man. Half monster. All terror! |
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 | it was supposed to be a weekend getaway, until the horror began! |
 | They won't go down without a bite |
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Cannibal! The Musical isn't a horror film; it's a comedy. As far as I'm concerned, it's the best thing Trey Parker and Matt Stone ever did. (Santa Claus Conquers The Martians isn't a horror movie either, but I haven't seen it so I can't say if that one's any good.)
Also, why do some of the titles in the pictures not match the titles you list in the article itself?
Third, where can I find a copy of The Carpet Of Horror? I'd like to see that one.