Maggot Man Dies

Man who was being eaten by maggots died yesterday. This has got me confused, as I was under the impression that maggots only eat dead skin, and are actually theraputic. In fact, this attribute was first noticed during the American Civil War, when surgeons were not always able to treat men on time, and sometimes they stayed in the field and heat for days before medical treatment arrived. Strangely enough, victims who had the most maggots also had the cleanest wounds. Sometimes just because it looks broken doesn't mean that it is.