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The Project
In the Beginning was the Project
And then came the Assumptions
And the Assumptions were without form and void
And the customer conversation was completely without substance
and the darkness was upon the face of the workers
and they spoke among themselves, saying
"It is a crock of shit and it stinketh."
And the workers went unto their Supervisors and sayeth,
"It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odour thereof",
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and sayeth unto them,
"It is a container of excrement and it is very strong,
Such that none may abide by it."
And the Managers went unto their Directors and sayeth,
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another,
"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and sayeth unto them,
"It promotes growth and is very powerful."
And the Vice Presents went unto the President and sayeth unto him,
"This new project will actively promote the growth and efficiency
of this Organization, and in these areas in particular."
And the President looked upon The Project,
And saw that it was good, and The Project continued many generations, and many were overpowered at the size, ineptness and illogic of it
And this is why you are here
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Daniel Markham
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